I have gone full-on crazy. Just laid on my roof for 10 minutes, waving at the top-floor neighbors, using the flash of my BlackBerry camera to get their attention. The 14 year old boy saw me, called his parents, and they shut the blinds. WHEREUPON I entered their building through the roof door, and taped a sign in their lobby about the found cat.

Cat burglar/cat on a hot tin roof jokes, just bring ‘em at this point.