Scene: Iman is next to me, looking 25, and wearing a MJ-esque Balmain peaked-shoulder blazer

• Me: Hi, Iman. My name is Matthew.
• Iman: Hi, Matthew!
• Me: I just wanted to say that I adore your jacket. It is divine and I am a little bit jealous of you.
• Iman: Thanks, I love it. You're so kind.
• Me: Well, you do look great in it. Almost - almost - as good as Michael Jackson looked in a similar one in This Is It.
• Iman: Well!
• Iman's gay friend: When were you born, like 1988?
• Me: 1984!