I WITNESSED THIS AND NOW CAN DIE (There IS a Heaven on Earth and it is THIS.)

• [Valentino, Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper are in a theatre for the screening of W.E., the new movie directed by Madonna. This is the conversation that transpired in the Gaymuda Triangle.]
• Andy Cohen, caressing Anderson's face, à la Valentino: You-a so lovely, a-so beautiful-a jus' wanna touch you, so pretty face so lovely vedy pretty wondafuhl.
• Anderson Cooper: Ah, heh heh ... okay. So, Valentino -
• Valentino: Ah-yes-a ...
• Anderson Cooper: I would like to introduce you to my partner, Benjamin.