December 2009
32 posts
Joyeux noël et bonne année: que vos rêves...
Chers lecteurs: que ce joyeux réveillon ne soit que l’aube d’une annee de bonheur!
Dear readers: may this happy New Year’s Eve be but the dawn for a year of happiness.
“When weary, tell me, will you hold me? When wrong, will you scold me? When lost...”
– MJJ.
I can't wait to open the Christmas present that...
Cheap Dialup →
Wait, this seriously exists in 2009 2010?!?
“I was most amused and impressed by handsome Chris Noth of “Sex and the...”
– Liz Smith gets it all wrong about me - except the slim part! Chris Noth asked to be moved, and I happily obliged. At least she got the color of my jeans right … and the slim part!
PS Mom, I got written about in Liz Smith’s column. Impressed?
A conversation with Kim Hastreiter & Mickey...
Mickey: Anyway, Kim, what do you think of Andy Cohen?
Kim: I love Andy Cohen.
Mickey: I love him too. I think he’s a genius.
Kim: I love his midnight show, Watch What Happens.. And he always has a big glass of scotch.
Mickey: I thought he was great, even when he was on TRIO. I do admire, when it comes to Bravo, that when they have a hit, like with the Housewives, they milk it and...
I'm going to have to call "bullshit" ...
… on the publication whose editor just emailed me with the text of an article on my client, asking for my thoughts. “Upon your approval,” he says, the article will be scheduled for publishing.
This magazine can’t be legitimate in any way, shape or form, right?
I mean, I obviously rewrote the piece, which used the phrase “world renowned” no fewer than 3 times....
GoogleVoice
I would think, with Google being magic and all, that GoogleVoice would be the best thing for this lazy little boy ever. I never, ever check my voicemail. Sometimes I have 25+ messages in there, which really sucks when like, the doctor calls, or I JUST miss a call from someone in France and have to hit 7 (delete) for like 13 minutes before getting to the current voicemail. So GoogleVoice, which...
Last night ...
I got yelled at by Terry Gilliam. Then 5 minutes later, he patted me awkwardly on the shoulders and made some sort of elfin grin and leprechaunish comment.
“I don’t say much about my life outside work, but there ARE two things I...”
– My boss, completely seriously.
Oh also!
I chatted a bit with Dustin Lance Black last night, and he is really a very charming, adorable man. Also: not tall! You’d think he was, right? No.
Except. While talking to him, all I could think was something like this: CUTE! OH I SAW YOUR PENIS. HA! JUDGMENT! YOU ARE CUTE. JUDGMENT OF PENIS PHOTOS! CUTE BUT RECKLESS AND MAYBE VAIN! NOT TALL, BUT CUTE!
“A friend of mine sent lunch from Cipriani for everyone. It’s in the small...”
– An email from my coworker. Recession, schmecession? (This is ridiculous.)
December 6 will be remembered as the day that I...
Madonna: Thanks.
Me: Enjoy!
